spring fake
the week that, while in school, would have been spring break. now, instead of rushing to the beaches and drinking corona, you are stuck working for corporate america.
employee: “man, this time last year i was up to my two-piece in spring breakers. now, i’m stuck filing forms for hr. i hate spring fake.”
going on a “spring break” vacation even though you have graduated.
i can’t wait for spring break! spring break (year)! wooo!
– you aren’t in school, you don’t get a spring break.
spring fake (year)!!!! wooo!
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