spring onion



a named used for the trashiest of anime trash weebs you will ever meet.

amazing and derpy and wonderful weebs.
person 1: do they like anime?
person2: have you met them?? such a spring onion!
term used by peadophiles to describe young and naive children.
peadophile 1:there’s a new shipment of spring onions comign in.
peadophile 2:great news, i’ll bring the pokemon cards.

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