Springfield Oregon
a place commonly known as springtucky because of all the rednecks, tweakers, and inbreeding, located near eugene oregon.
hey why do people from eugene oregon go to the yard sales in springfield oregon?
why?
to get all there missing things back!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… yeah springtucky is a ghetto -ss place
a small sized city town known for being the actual home of the simpsons since the creater matt groening thought that the actual city was actually in springfield oregon which just goes to show, they shouldn’t have an online voting contest such as the one on usa today that makes springfield vermont the actual location of the simpsons.
springfield oregon has a population of over 55,000 people, and is known for being a beautiful place to start a family.
in the summertime, it is known for having different events such as the 4 of july festival, filbert festival, fiestas, etc.
springfield oregon is the right place for me!
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