Springroll
a loving, yet morally ambigious, act whereby an individual is wrapped in a bedsheet (or any substance/material of malleable nature) thus appearing like a ‘springroll’. the protruding feet are then tickled by another person.
sister: it is time to springroll my brother
a tiny & thin p-n-s
tim had the smallest spring roll i ever did see!
1. a compact food where the contents are usually a type of meat mixed with noodles and vegetables, nicely contained in a crunchy sh-ll.
2. someone who is a keener and generally considered “lame”.
3. a “move” used during s-xual intercourse
springrolls are much better than eggrolls.
he stayed up all night studying, what a springroll.
…and then she did a springroll!
when having s-xual relations with a ‘plump’ lady – you essentially get your rocks off by f-cking her in between her fat ‘rolls’. quite a pleasant sensation.
“dude – i can’t believe you took that behemoth home last night! gross!”
“na bru, it was cool, i springrolled her – was a dream!”
a very skinny asian that uses extremely well-learned chinglish to communicate with other people.
john: sup, w-ng!
w-ng: wat u doingg me no speaka englash toodey
john: can you say that more clearly?
bob: he can’t, he is obviously a spring roll.
a girl that is so pastey white that can see her blue blood vessels through her spring roll like skin.
hey check out that spring roll over there.
when you vomit in the morning after a big night out the night before. usually the result of drinking way too much alcohol, and being m-ssively hungover the next day
person 1: how’d you pull up this morning? you have spring roll?
person 2: nah not feeling too bad actually. managed to hold it down!
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