Sprinking


a generic term describing some sort of weird, creepy, stupid, or just plain annoying action or saying of someone else. it is derived from the last name of an odd member of a high school debate team and, like many things in the debate community, is only used when other debaters are present. the best effect is achieved when said with a derisive tone. while the original meaning had a somewhat dirty connotation, the current interpretation applies to any action deemed unacceptable or gross.
riggsy: “i will eat your children and sleep on their bones!!!”
mr. awesome: “dude, quit sprinking!”

“why is he eating paper?”
“it’s ok, he’s just sprinking.”

Read Also:

  • condombreath

    insult, directed towards men. insinuates the person who it is directed at sucks p-n-ses, albeit in a safe fashion which just overall makes it even more humorous. telemarketer: this call may be monitored or recorded. p-ssed caller: actually it won’t condombreath.(click.)

  • cone titties

    b–bs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. they are very common on fat bbw chicks. oh my god that fatso has cone t-tties, but i’d still bang her.

  • MMFWFCL

    much mother f-cking wicked furry clown love used exclusively by furry juggalos. furry 1: later. mmfwfcl furry 2: peace. mmfwfcl

  • sprinktastic

    overly sprinkled. abundance of sprinkle power. see also sprinklicious “jay’s dancing outfit tonight is super sprinktastic! look at him go!”

  • Sprinted

    the act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation. he just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row. to be screwed […]


Disclaimer: Sprinking definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.