the act of a h-m-s-xual man attempting to place his short c-ck into his own -sshole.
i’m just making a sprinkled donut!
- buckeye bung surgery
more commonly known as -n-l retread procedure, is the surgery required by all ohio state fans after the game today. buckeye bung surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of -n-l elasticity. failure to have procedure will cause rogue t-rds failing from you -n-s and a very unhappy lover. go blue. zachs -sshole […]
the fear of killary clinton and bill clinton and all the clintons, i had clintonphobia during the election. a fear of hillary clinton i have clintonphobia
a person who is a loser who hides in a dark ally waiting to get beat up. i hope i never be like a khaalis
- greese lightning
when a man c-ms in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like greese lighting. “hey baby fancy a greese lightning ” “sure”
- cuddle drip
whilst cuddling aggressively the male may start to produce lubricant for the antic-p-ted entry. i was grinding on alex last night and he had a heavy puddle of cuddle drip, i swear nothing else happened mom.