sprog

once disparaging term for a child, now often used affectionately. (chiefly british)
“i’ll come by your place after i drop the sprogs at school”
derogatory term for a child.
“people who make sprogs should be locked up in a room full of sprogs and then strangled to death with a condom which is what they should’ve used in the first place.”
children. young ones. generally aged from babies to preschool. often birthed by people trying to fill a void in their own lives.

often referrs to well off families who treat their young children as an accessory, dressing them as if they were a cooler smaller version of themselves. most upsettingly this often involves putting them in crocs, clothes from h&m and gap.

they regularly have a look in their eyes which is p-ssive yet self absorbed. a bit like a fat sleepy zombie.

easily entertained, easily annoyed, irritating.
nevermind all this co2 and carbon neutral stuff, people just need to stop having so many d-mn sprogs.

i would have invited rebecca, but since she’s become a mother, all she ever talks about is her f-cking sprog.

~kelly had another child last month,
#wait, does that mean she’s got six sprogs now?
>that’s way too many sprogs.
~i don’t want any sprogs until i’m at least thirty.
a new military recruit or a recruit fresh out of training arriving at a unit.
look at that sprog! he is absolutely clueless!
naval term for a young/inexperienced rating…
him? he’s just a sprog, seaman part one right outta ganges!
1. derogative term for an unpleasent child.

2. illigitimate offspring
a word in the internet gaming world of counter strike source, to describe anyone from a noob, to a complete w-nker.
boom headshot, owned you complete sprogs!

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