sprouting
verb; to sprout, the act of sprouting: for one to consume large amounts of alcohol, or any other substance for that matter, and experience a wide range of emotions including, but not limited to, great bouts of laughter, uncontrollable sobs, and the urge to undress all and any gender.
the spout-ee may also find themselves throwing up noodles, or p-ssing out in the woods to awake in the back of a mini van.
person 1: “did you see lucy sprouting last night?”
person 2: “yeah, i heard she p-ssed out and they had to carry her body up a gr-ssy knoll.”
person 1: “and then she began to laugh and cry hysterically.”
person 2: “yeah, right after she puked up her noodles.”
during s-xual intercourse, this is when couple are in the doggystyle position and the man stays still while the woman thrusts back and forth on the man’s p-n-s. basically, the woman doing all the work during doggystyle.
“man last night my b-tch did all the work while i was f-ckin her doggy”
“oh that’s the sh-t! sprouting is what my b-tch does best!”
the process in which a b-n-r gradually grows over a course of twenty minutes while laying down.
i was casually iming my friends from my laptop, and when i looked down at my crotch i noticed i was sprouting
a person gets defensive in the presence of others. whether at a statement, or a joke taken too seriously.
guy1: dude, did you buy your car from my grahms?
guy2: shut up, you moron, no i didnt!
guy3: (hey man, chill, this guy’s sprouting)
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