spruce moose
a line in the simpsons
smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose
spruce moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to n-body. yelling out obcenities such as “hit that p-ssy” “thats easy p-ssy” and the ever so popular “i already hit that p-ssy”. you can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.
oh sh-t, here comes the spruce moose!
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