Sprunk
sprunk, a type of soda pop found in grand theft auto games, especially san andreas (but also vice city; check out the kaufman cabs headquarters, there’s a vending machine there) is a parody of the carbonated lemon lime drink sprite. sprunk comes in a grenade-shaped can hence the marketing tagline, which says it has an “explosive, bursting flavour”.
pedestrian: my heart dont pump no sprunk!
n. the fictional beverage featured in grand theft auto: san andreas.
sprunk is a magical elixer, availible almost everywhere, that has the magical ability to cure gunshot wounds.
sweet: “yo, cj, if you get shot in the face, get some sprunk from the machine.”
carl: “i hear ya.”
a term for being drunk on special brew (a uk lager that’s 9% alcohol, called super-strength in the uk and malt liquor in the usa). it is -ssociated with street alcoholics.
dude! he was so sprunk he p-ssed on his own head in a shop doorway.
the delicious lemon-lime soda in grand theft auto 5. tastes great after robbing and blowing up every gas station in los santos then taking a t-tan to the top of the maze bank. refreshing.
franklin: “girl, i’m thirsty, i need a sprunk”
the new definition of sprung to the next level.
i’m beyond sprung, i’m sprunk!
caused by the effect of drinking but occurs when you drink so much that your beyond drunk but not spastic.
“davo, had been out drinking all day and by 9pm f-ck he was sprunk and by midnight he was spastic”
a combination of being drunk and spun out at the same time.
“d-mn man, i got so sprunk last night… first we was drinking deuce 11 and then packed a fat bowl and then from there man, it was all a f-ckin’ blur.”
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