spumptious
spumptious (spump shus) adjective. to be s-xy and delicious. from “scrumptious” and “pump.”
randy- d-mn, that girl gots more curves than indy 500.
ron- she’s a great f-ck, too.
randy- how would you know?
ron- i dated her. that’s lisa.
randy- d-mn. i’d like to bite her on the -ss and be dragged to death. why’d you ever break up with a woman that hot?
ron- i musta lost my mind. sweetest lady i ever knew. she is spumptious.
randy- think she’d go out with me?
ron- not a chance.
randy- why?
ron- ‘cuz you’re a friend of mine.
randy- not anymore we’re not, you -sshole! hey! lisa! wait up!
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