spunk bunker
a private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.
man 1: where is jeremy?
man 2: i haven’t seen him all day but his car is still here. he’s probably holed up in his sp-nk bunker.
man 1: ew
if refering to a female it would be a sl-t, if a male its a f-ggot!
that ho is such a sp-nkbunker, she got loaded full of sp-nk by that fudge-monkey!
n. 1 – male or female who has consumed vast quant-ties of s-m-n.
2. a worthless piece of trash human being who serves no purpose but to be ridiculed.
3. the mouth of either aforementioned individual(s)
– barb? yeah, word around town’s that she’s a real sp-nkbunker.
– i hate that son of a b-tch. someone played a cruel joke on us when they brought that sp-nkbunker into this world.
– shut your sp-nkbunker, you spastic sh-that, i’m trying to watch homestar runner.
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