spunk deflectors
a geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (sp-nk). a must for any (bukakee) partic-p-nt.
“dude that chicks wearing sp-nk deflectors she’s definetly into (facials)”.
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