spunk sock


an aid to masturbation. the sock is worn over the c-ck whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the s-m-n.
occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.
a sock that a seaman(navy) will bring aboard the ship with him for the lonely nights (trust me)
“yea bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my sp-nk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight
a sock in which a man uses to wipe up his j-zz with.
my sp-nk sock is in use
sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.
” mum have you seen my sp-nk socks? ”
a sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of ‘sp-nking’ in to after having ‘a w-nk’. a genuine sp-nksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of j-sm. the original sp-nksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.
i’ve just put my sp-nk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash – it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.

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