spunked
when a guy spanks or slaps another person with s-m-n on his hand – i.e. just after masturbating.
this is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and – if executed properly – causes considerable distress on the recipient’s end. do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
“john was being a real douche last night, so i jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then sp-nked him in his sleep.”
“dude, knock it off or i’ll sp-nk you.”
to waste or lose something ie money
i just sp-nked all my money on the fruit machines
when a user of a forum responds to an obscure spam message thinking it is a legitimate message.
post 1: can someone give me the ingredients for apple pie?
post 2 (spam): i don’t know her, can you give me more details? -usually with a linked signature
post 3: know who? the person that made the apple pie?
the author of post 3 got sp-nked
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