spunksponge


a female who is easy to get into bed. a slag/sl-t.
man to friend about woman: i bet she is a right sp-nksponge!
a sp-nk sponge is a predatory manwh-r-, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. they prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. they’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. they seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. an attack by multiple sp-nk sponges (leading to a j-zz-frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.
q. “what happened to dinger last night?”
a. “he got captured by a sp-nk sponge.”
r. “poor c-nt, he looks half dead.”

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