Spunky Monkey

n. a mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with definite coffee tones. very tasty! here’s the recipe:

ingredients:
2 shots kahlua
1 shot amaretto
1/2 cup half-and-half
6 ice cubes

mixing instructions:
add above ingrediants in a blender. blend on high until the ice is crushed. serve in a c-cktail gl-ss. no garnish.

a variation of the drink is called the sp-nky orangutan. for those who don’t like coffee at all, replace the kahlua with bailey’s irish cream. while chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the sp-nky monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. also very tasty!
hey barkeep! another sp-nky monkey, please!
when you have a b-n-r, then you get a running start and slam your d-ck in a girls v-g-n-.
brad: “man, you’ve been limping all day. whats wrong?”

mike: “dude i tried a sp-nky monkey last night and i think i broke my p-n-s.”
having s-x with a girl you are trying to break up with. when you are about to blow your load you pull out, sp-nk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. you then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.
gary…you should break up with that phsyco b-tch. i can’t yvonne just doesn’t get it. well give her the sp-nky monkey and she won’t want to stay around cause she’ll think your the crazy one.
synonym/euphemism for v-g-n-. heard in munic-p-l court in oakland, ca.
and then, he put his soup bone in my sp-nky monkey!