Spunky Orangutan
n. a mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with remarkable marchino cherry tones, even though it has no marchino cherries. very tasty! here’s the recipe:
ingredients:
2 shots bailey’s irish cream
1 shot amaretto
1/2 cup half-and-half
6 ice cubes
mixing instructions:
add above ingrediants in a blender. blend on high until the ice is crushed. serve in a c-cktail gl-ss. no garnish.
a variation of the drink is called the sp-nky monkey. for those who don’t like cherry at all, but do like coffee, replace the bailey’s irish cream with kahlua. also very tasty!
hey barkeep! another sp-nky orangutan, please!
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