Sqloze


noun or verb – variation of agape love, bordering on eros. when you feel that, but for some small but significant obstacle or difference, you could build towards happily ever after with a person you are feeling sqloze.

typically used when the object of affection shares your feeling but is unavailable because of age, marital status or s-xual orientation.
i sqloze you. you are my sqloze.

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