Squad-block
past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. the person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her “squad” tags along as well. the innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.
“yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to starbucks.
d-mn son, talk about squad blocked!”
guy: ayy, you are going with her to prom right? she’s your date?
friend: nah, he’s going to prom with the squad. she totally squad-blocked him.
Read Also:
- squarehead
a square head is pretty much what it sounds like- a person or thing with a square head. jack honan is a square head. squarehead is a late 19th century ethnic slur directed at german and scandinavian immigrants. the phrase is meant quite literally as a disparaging reference to the cranial features, though often just […]
- starter castle
a large house or mansion where a young person (not yet moved out) lives with their parents. if someone lives in a “starter castle”, they are usually from a wealthy family and are privileged. this “starter castle” is just a little beginner mansion for this young person who will undoubtedly be wealthy later in life. […]
- Stowaway Stoner
a person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana. person 1: “that girl over there totally […]
- stunt fuck
you tucked ever style position and then you go improve with new positions,. hey harold hurry up man . what’s wrong .you can barely get around .i know last night me and laurie stunt f-cked.and i did some.tricks that i shouldn’t have at my age
- sweaty nut syndrome
when your nuts are very sweaty after f-kin a lemon or some sh-t jimmy got sweaty nut syndrome (sns) from f-kin that bright -ss lemon