Squaff


a tiny, or small amount
“oh my gosh, that skirt is too short. you should pull that down a squaff”.
or
“you smell funny. you should put some perfume on, but just a squaff”.
1. when something is either out of place, looks strange ,is skew or off center.
2. when someone acts out of line, or is being vulgar
1. ” don’t put the lamp there, because it looks squaff now.” or “that building looks kind of squaff.”
2. “don’t be so squaff, we’re in public.” or peter was acting squaffishly after he had too many drinks.
when you missh-t the ball or object
he kicked the ball but failed epicly,
” what a f-ckin squaff ” he shouted!!
to go drinking with friends. derived from the word “quaff” which means to “to drink heartily”, squaff means “let’s quaff”.
i need a beer… squaff!
to turn a kiss on the cheek into a quick suction of the cheek, until it pops.
derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
my wife was in the bas-m-nt watching television when, all of a sudden, i jumped up on her for a squaff on her cheek and squaffed it till it popped.

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