squagel
a square bagel
person 1: dude!!! that bagel’s square!!!
person 2: duh! it’s a squagel!!!
according to david cross (an approximation):
square bagels! square f-cking bagels! this is the new generation’s bagel man. don’t be oppressed by the tyranny of round! that’s for your old man, man. look at him, he drops his bagel and it rolls away! boo hoo! not me, man, i drop a squagel and it’s right f-cking there man, it’s right there! so f-ck you mother f-ck! f-ck you motherrfuuck!!!!!!!
jim: dude, i just had a squagel, it was pretty good.
stan: what’s a squagel?
jim: a square bagel…
stan: shut the f-ck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you f-cking piece of sh-t.
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