Squampkin


a socially acceptable term for “little people” or “midgets”.

since the vertically challenged community can not collectively decide what the politically correct term for “dwarf” is, this term was -ssigned with the logic that no negative connotation could be -ssociated with it, since it was derived from thin air.
“dude, the forehead veins on that squampkin’s bulbous head are freaking me out.”

or

“peter d-nklage is a squampkin and he won a golden globe!”

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