Squash Kid


plural “squash kids” or “squashes;” ant. frenemy

1. person who falls in the category of relationships between acquaintances and friends;
2. person who you enjoy socially, but do not foresee a close friendship with, due to stability or quant-ty of existing relationships;
3. someone with whom you always make tentative plans, but never actually follow through;
4. a person with whom most conversations occur in crowded sp-ces, especially when dj’s are present;
5. someone with whom awkwardness is sometimes shared due to repet-tive small talk;
“i’ve recently realized that most of the people who facebook me on my birthday are actually squash kids.”

“she and i used to spend a lot of time together, but now that she moved, she’s more of a squash kid than a friend.”

“it’s nice to have squash kids in other cities, because it’s like a bank of potential friends.”

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