Squat Patty


the m-ss of feces in the toilet that is not quite solid, nor is it completely loose. generally created by squatting on the toilet bowl and cutting loose with sounds and substance until completion. when you look into the bowl and see the m-ss of feces, you have got yourself a squat patty.
frank went into the restroom and after about 45 minutes of sitting on the toilet grunting, was proud of the squat patty he left behind.

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