Squatstretch
to apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of p-ss on a lavatory floor.
everything was going to plan until a suprise -rs- flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.
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