squdge


squdge is a tight, non-s-xual hug, such as one would give a loved family member or close friend.
grandma: “oh sweetie, come give us a squdge.”
when someone comes over to you and pushes your face together in their hands so that you look like some kind of deformed fat baby.
person one: come over here i want to squdge your face

person two: no go away ¬¬

person one: -goes over and does it anyway-

person two: =(
the oozing of mud between one’s toes. heard on a seattle npr program t-tled “says you!,” where a panel of contestants attempt to correctly answer word questions relating to the english language.
the mud squdged as she barefootedly explored the marsh’s sh-r-.
the line on your scr-t-m that runs vertically up the middle.
i’m gonna kick that h-m- in the squdge.
or
lick my squdge, d-ckface.

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