Squeaval
a creature that usually runs around elementary school playgrounds and tries to consume children. often hairy, has long claws, red eyes. its easy to defend yourself from squeaval, simply make a gun with your thumb and forefinger and make a shooting noise, it usually kills squeavul. squeaval usually gets up after 40 or so seconds, so use that time to run. away.
sean: “omfg it’s squeaval!” -panic-
jason: “quick sean make a gun and shoot it!”
-makes gun- -shooting noise from sean’s mouth-
jason: “you got him!”
-squeaval gets up-
sean: “holy —-! run!”
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