Squeezies
a hilariously s-xual sounding word, that can be used in place of bl-wj-b, footjob, canoodling, m-ff b-tt w-ll–s, or rimmy. no singular form can be made. and definently not a hug stop foolin.
negotiator: what are your demands?
jamaal: i want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. i want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.
another word for cigarette.
aye man, can i get a squeezy?
the legendary word created by the asian legend psqueezy used for anything squeezy or squeezy related. can only be used in a situation that is extremely squeezy.
boy scout: dude my mac and cheese is so cheesey today.
psqueezy: wait… don’t you mean squeezy?
bloooooood!!!: yo what type of calculator is that?
psqueezy: oh this? this is my ti-squeezy.
psqueezy: dude i got $13 on my hips earlier.
shorty: that’s so squeezy psqueezy.
anything jackie chan does
a tight or crowded sp-ce which causes a feeling of uneasiness or discomfort.
melissa said it was a little squeezy sitting next to the large man on the bus.
a girl that is very attractive. someone everyone wants to “squeeze” on.
girl, you’re so cute, you’re gonna be a squeezy all your life.
money
cash
dollars
“lets bet on this game for some squeezies”
“ide never pay 40 squeezies for that piece of cr-p!”
s-xual masturbation of the male p-n-s resulting in -j-c-l-t–n.
my girlfriend didn’t want to have s-x last night, but i convinced her to give me a squeezy instead and i blew all over her face.
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