squeezing the tomato
squeezing the tomato was a term i heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word m-st-rb-t-r, in the original’s stead. squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, i’m not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.
yo, man, so i was watching p-rn last night, holy cr-p! i was squeezing the tomato before i realized it was two dudes! does that make me gay?
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