squelshing
1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed….
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room ‘unaware’ of it….not so unaware
tanya “omg i heard squelsh last night”
tracey “omg i feel soooo sorry for you” laughs
“so what was the squelshing like?” haha
tanya “you don’t want to know..”
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