squidly diddly


a large headed west cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day pat jennings
hey, theres squidly diddly..pat jennings my -rs-
a form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and m-st-rb-t-s within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.
dude, i just squidly diddlied.

hey man, do you have any squid so i can squidly diddly later?

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