Squints Charming
a potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no gl-sses. upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly–the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.
1. jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another squints charming
2. before my corrective eye surgery, i could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery i realized i had been set up with a squints charming
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