squirmish
either the u.s. military intervention in libya, march 2011, or what happens when two worms get into a fight.
sarah palin: i haven’t heard the president say that we are at war, and that’s why i too am not knowing, do we use the term ‘intervention’? do we use ‘war’? do we use ‘squirmish’? what is it?
jon stewart: squirmish, huh? well, that’s either some sophisticated foreign policy -n-lysis or what happens when worms get into a fight.
noun:
1. when worms have a fight.
2. when sarah palin doesn’t know a word most third graders get right on their english vocabulary test.
1. the squirmish was bl–dy victory for the larger worm, with many hearts lost on both sides. the loser dried into a crust on the sidewalk, where it was idly picked at by a bird.
2. sarah palin: “i haven’t heard the president state that we’re at war. that’s why i too am not knowing – do we use the term intervention? do we use war? do we use squirmish? what is it?”
a skirmish that makes tea partiers squeamish.
sarah palin was wondering if the situation in libya was a war, or a squirmish.
a foreign conflict which cannot be labelled easily as a war or intervention.
the ex-governor of the cold, northern, non-contiguous state questioned whether the united states might be involved in a squirmish in libya.
the word sarah palin confused with the word skirmish.
sarah palin was confused as to whether the action taken in libya is an attack or a squirmish.
a. a sophisticated foreign policy -n-lysis.
b. what happens when worms get into a fight.
“squirmish, huh? well, that’s either some sophisticated foreign policy -n-lysis, or what happens when worms get into a fight.” – jon stewart
the esteemed half term governor sarah palin created a new word for the american lexicon during an unsuccessful attempt to discredit u.s. president barack obama.
when the words squeamish and skirmish are combined, squirmish is born. a squirmish occurs when one party engages in a fight with another, but with fear, reserve, or lack of enthusiasm instead of bravado, possibly inferring a lack of courage.
using the word squirmish can be in and of itself a squirmish. for instance, instead of coming out and calling pres. obama a coward, palin used an inference of cowardice, thereby demonstrating what a half–ssed attack can look like, and thus a squirmish.
it was just a squirmish, sarah didn’t want to muss her hair-do.
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