Squirrel feeder


1) a pine cone dipped in peanut b-tter, rolled in cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) s-xual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut b-tter is smeared on a v-g-n-, and then it’s rolled in cheerios. for full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(lesbians should use fruit loops instead of cheerios.)
environmentally conscious boyfriend: yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we f-cked i turned her p-ssy into a squirrel feeder.

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