Squirrel Fist


squirrel fisting is the term casually used for anyone performing s-xual acts of a depraved nature that possesses hands resembling that of a squirrel’s (sciuridae) claw. the term is believed to have originated in the santa monica, la area, amongst the party girl donkey scene.
baby. tonight we’re gonna squirrel fist like there’s no tomorrow.

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