squirrel fuck


hanging upside down from a branch on a tree with your legs skeeting a freak-a-leek

see freak-a-leek
last night my friend squirrel f-cked the sh-t out of this girl
one who f-cks squirrels
f-cking like a squirrel
one who f-cks like a squirrel?
he’s a squirrelf-ck.
yesterday i decided to squirrelf-ck and i made a furry lil baby.
i squirrelf-cked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel f-cked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelf-cked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.

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