squirrel grip
the grip you have when you grab some guy by the t-st-cl-s, hence having a “handful of nuts”. agonising for men, it is a source of endless amus-m-nt for onlookers and p-ssers-by. another form of this term is “going the squirrel”, which means that someone is attempting to grab someone else in a squirrel grip.
person 1: this guy picked a fight with me the other day, but i got him in the “squirrel grip” and he sure changed his tune quickly.
person a: this guy attacked sophie in a dark alley, so she “went the squirrel” on him and escaped. poor b-st-rd’ll be singing high-c from now on.
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the act of placing ones (usally a mans) t-st-cl-s in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. this action is a very rapind movement and is not in anyway s-xual.
archibald: oh my god that hurt!
henry: what happened?
archibald: tony laid the squirrel-grip on me!
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