squirrel handed


to have a squirrel for a hand
some people are squirrel handed. gregor is a weird name.
having a squirrel for a hand. a rare condition, first discovered in one of strongbad’s emails.
gregor is a weird name.
to have a squirrel protruding from one’s arm, in the place where one’s hand generally resides.
some people are squirrel-handed. gregor is a weird name.

everyone is different. no two people are not on fire.
awww.
when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see kid’s book-sbemail- homestarrunner)
gregor is a weird name
the act of sitting around holding your nuts
i was sitting there squirrel handed watching tv.
someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.

some people are about to be run over, frankie has about 5 seconds

some people wear gl-sses, beth looks
like a dude

some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, albert has

some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, hillary’s legs are being digested
ahhhh! i am surprised, i had better scale a tree.
to put your hand on a womans p-ssy
its what happens a when a date goes really well
friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

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