Squirrel Smack


when your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you’re forced to -j-c-l-t- in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. you then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.
she woudln’t let me c-m in her, so i hit that b-tch with the squirrel smack.

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