squirt the dirt
the act of relieving one’s self (urinating) outside. typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to p-ss, they pull over to a side road to “squirt the dirt”.
d-mn, frank bought that big–ss 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.
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