squish fuck
a needy little b-tch who doesn’t wear the pants in the relationship. a person who acts like they are king sh-t till they get home to get railed by a strap on. a person who buys expensive body building supplements but is build like a bird. a person who loses their turn with their spouse.
that guy is a total squish f-ck.
don’t act like a squish f-ck.
be a man, not a squish f-ck.
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