Squishlet
a name given to your bubba when you give them squishes after hot s-x.
“keelie, you are my hot lil squishlet”
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- Squish Porn
when you lay under a gl-ss table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it “yo man, that squish p-rn is the sh-t.”
- Squom
rubbing the eye, making the rythmic squelching that comes from the tear duct i heard her squom her eye and it grossed me out
- squooty
when a basic b-tch hasn’t done her squats right and she ends up with a square booty. not to be confused with the trooty which is of a more traingular shape’ “oh gee, look at that girl and her squooty.”
- statustumped
the desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame. fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.
- masturbatoff
although a word that surely has something to do with masturbatingit actually means to breath. “dude! stop masturbatoffing on me” “i love to masturbatoff, i need to masturbatoff”