Sri Lankan Shrink Wrap


when a male executes his -j-c-l-t–n phase on a womans face, the male leaves it to dry. then the male eats some indian food. after it has p-ssed through his bowels, he releases his colon and sprays a m-ss amount of fecal matter onto the same female’s face. after it has dried, he throws a latex condom over her head and slaps her v-g-n-. (once was used by y-ssir arafat on a vietnamese prost-tute in burbank)
man that fool just gave that trick a sri lankan shrink wrap!

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