SSFBF
subst-tute sliding f-ck buddy friend. for when your f-ck buddy is on her period or sliding and you need a subst-tute.
squeak: “i thought you were only f-cking valerie?”
spiderman: “no valerie is my main fbf but when she’s on her period i sleep with helena. she’s my ssfbf.”
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