ssos
“surrogate significant other” (male or female). refers to a person in a relationship that is essentially identical to a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship, but with no s-xual contact and no expectation of such. s.s.o.’s typically spend a very large amount of time together, have little inside secrets and jokes between them, and would seem to any outside observer to be “together”.
one may have an s.s.o. to fulfill their some of their non-s-xual emotional needs, while leaving them free to have s-x with whomever else and however many others they want.
it is not unusual for one of the persons to be married or in a relationship. it is best for an s.s.o. to be attractive, because they are seen together all the time, but they shouldn’t be s-xually attracted to each other (at least not that much).
“who’s that girl you’re always hanging around with? are you f-cking her?” “no, she’s my s.s.o.”
so sick of sh-t !
boy 1 : man after the party this weekend the rumors have been flying..
boy 2 : i know brah it be like dese people aint got nuttin to do, im so ssos !
acronym for: so sick of…
g-d! sso spooks peaking out my krink ffd!
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