St. John’s Basketball


storied men’s basketball program of st. john’s university in jamaica, queens, ny. home of lavinwood.

head coach: steve lavin

2011: #3 recruiting cl-ss in nation
joe: st. john’s basketball is rocking the garden!

john: yeah, not like those cuse posers from the middle of no where.

joe: the red storm is new york city’s team!!
game involving throwing jellybeans into someone’s outstretched -n-s.
eating jellybeans after a game of st. john’s basketball is not recommended.

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