St John’s University – Collegeville


small liberal arts catholic school located in the middle of no where mn. co located next to st ben’s – an all girls school. these schools both cater to spoiled rich catholic kids who think they are better than tommies, but not nearly as smart as gusties.

60% of all the guys that go to sju are gay. some just don’t know it yet. but 4 year stay behind the pine curtail will get them out of the closet pretty fast.

st john’s students are called johnnies.
guy 1 – where do you go to school?

guy 2 – i go to school at st john’s university – collegeville. am a johnny

guy 1 – i am a tommy

guy 2 – tommies suck!

guy 1 – and johnnies swallow!

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