St. Peter
st. peter is a suburb of fond du lac, wisconsin in where a bunch of identify confused preppy city boys try to act like rednecks. constantly seeking acceptance to the “holyland” of wisconsin where the people are bad-ss drinkers who know how to have a goodtime.
guy 1: see that guy in the truck wearing that lacoste polo?
guy 2: yeah, whats his deal?
guy 1: he got drunk off a wine coolers and threw up on himself. he’s from st. peter.
guy 2: what a p-ssy.
a pearl necklace on bill gates’ and/or his daughter. this makes a “pearly gates” and st. peter will now grant you entrance to heaven.
joe thought st. peter must be near when he saw a pair of pearly gates. and then st. peter asked for sloppy seconds.
st. peter’s is the basically the same as a n-z- death camp. it goes from kindergarten to 8th grade. up to 4th grade it seems like a nice school. 5th grade up… its a nightmare. the teachers are evil. the uniforms are cr-p. the nun smokes and the kids are very afraid. the kids who go there are mostly rich even if they think they aren’t. some are cool and some are d-cks. ever since the theater was closed down now they have nowhere to go but cold stone. not to mention a lot of the kids who come out of that school end up very racist because the white to black ratio is like 90:1. feel bad for these kids. i’m one of them.
i cant wait to get out of st. peter’s.
a person who will watch young men for hours dreaming of them afterward.
2.)a young manly s-x goddess
3.)a large b–bed transvest-te
1.)”i think that st. peter has been watching me shower everyday!”
2.)wow what a st.peter
3.)that guy is totally a st.peter, how weird!”
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