St. Petersburg Surprise


the act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to -n-lly rape her while chanting “for mother russia!”
i was walking through harlem the other night when i was -ssaulted and got a st. petersburg surprise.

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